Animal Swords

Minecraft creators please add animal swords my favorites would be bat,ocelot,and wolf.Please add effects and sounds they make?An example of ocelot would be meow and the effect should be speed because the ocelots run very fast.And example of the bat would be the squeak and the effect would be flying because the bat flies and hangs everywhere .And a example of wolf would be their bark and the effect should be teleportation because the teleport were you go.Please add this to Minecraft pretty please?